Briana Loves Jenna
Stars: Briana Banks , Isabella Plus , Jenna
Jameson, Jim Enright , Shay Sweet
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Rating:
This is the easiest 5 I've given in a while. Briana
Loves Jenna by Vivid is classy enough for your disgruntled
girlfriend and dirty enough for little ol' porn-loving
you. The story - and there's blessedly little - follows
Patient #333, Jenna Jameson looking well-groomed as
usual, as she corrupts the mind of her psychologist,
played by Jim Enright. Jenna, it seems, is a real sexual
abnormality (go figure): her rampant horniness allows
her to live in a fantasy world of sex where she is both
man and woman and, strangely, this super-sexuality causes
power surges in her padded cell. Yeah, it's lame, but
the plot segments are short and completely bearable.
As the synth-choir music swells and Briana and Jenna
flounce around an artsy couch, you know this is going
to be a quality flick. The whole movie feels like a
music video, taking advantage of quick cuts, flashing
strobes and at times digital effects (which, admittedly,
are over-used sometimes). The result is very erotic
- I would liken Briana Loves Jenna's six scenes to watching
two people make out in a dark, flashing dance club.
Very sexy and transfixing. This would also be a good
point to note that if you're looking for a porno to
smoke some weed or drop a little E to, this is your
movie! Trippy, trendy, gothic and pulsating, the scenes
literally undulate and the stormtrooping techno-crud
music makes it all the better, strong and rhythmic when
it needs to be and slow and fine for the more subdued
scenes.
After some beautiful close-up twat-licking (another
area where this title excels), pierced and saucy Jenna
straps on a black dildo and pummels willing Briana's
smooth vagina and tight ass. See what I mean about the
nice and naughty? Delightfully enough, some monstrous
anal beads and a tidal wave of lube also grace this
scene. After Jenna talks about how she's a sex monster,
it's off to scene two where Briana takes a slow motion
plugging from pokey-dicked Eric Everhard. The synths
are moaning in the background and the wet pussy-licking
and solid cock-sucking should be appreciated by anyone
with these respective body parts. Finally, as the techno
reaches its repetitive climax, Eric fucks Briana like
a piece of construction equipment gone haywire as he
races towards the money shot.
Next Jenna and Shay Sweet, both wearing cropped wigs
fool around in a hallway. Make no mistake, this is hot
shit. There's even a little section of smoking and gun-licking
for all you fetish-collectors out there. Scene four,
the least successful, is just a blowjob scene between
Jenna and Enright. It's all a fantasy and there are
two Jennas (I know, god help us), one servicing Jim
in a rubber nurse outfit and another banging herself
with a clear dong across the table. This movie continued
to surprise me as the next scene finds the ingredients
for perfection gathered around a couch surrounded by
video monitors: Jenna, Isabella and...a dildo machine!?!
Yupe, after some foot worship, Jenna takes on a piston-driven
fucking engine for a ride on the futuristic side. Then,
she lets the dildo-equipped piston fuck her mouth. That's
what cinched the 5, right there, and it's nice little
extra nasties like Jenna's tongue squirming around a
hammering dildo that really sets this title above others.
As if all that wasn't enough, Jenna wields the black
strap-on AGAIN and humps her gorgeous friend into oblivion.
Lastly Jenna, in a Xena outfit and geisha make-up (!),
takes on blind-folded Mr. E for her "first boy-girl
scene in 2 years" as the box says. Plenty of nice
things happen, rest assured.
With two great bonus scenes of Jenna and Briana masturbating,
a hilarious outtakes section (the anal beads make a
grand second appearance here) and a Behind the Scenes
special, you really have no excuses for missing Briana
Loves Jenna. Some viewers may find the flashing music-video
format a bit much, but once you get used to it, it's
pretty dang sexy and the fucking, of course, is top
notch.
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Reviewed by: Rancho Carne
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